Michael Feldman's -- All The News That Isn't

March 21, 1998
(Rebroadcast from October 8, 1994)

Michael Feldman's -- All The News That Isn't

Here's a snippet from this week's monologue:

The National Sex survey from the University of Chicago revealing some surprising facts about American sexual habits.

1 in 5 Americans thinks of 4-wheel drive during sex.

1 in 10 Americans have had sex with someone givng a sex survey.

1 in 3 reports filling out a sex survey is better than sex because it last 90 minutes.

1 in 16 Americans is waiting for a blue moon.

1 in 12 learned to Mambo by following a feet-on-the-floor chart.

1 in 10 learned the missionsary position from a missionary.

1 in 4000 is fixated on Ken Burns and wants to go extra innings.

2 Americans in 37 have found Hardware Hank to be helpful.

1 in 12 attempt to move furniture during sex.

1 in 8 Americans have sex only during Republican administrations.

1 in 16 needs control of the House as well.

1 in 2 Americans did not feel like taking the sex survey due to a migraine.

And that's All the News That Isn't . . .