Michael Feldman's--All The News That Wasn't

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Listen in to the monologue from the August 26, 2000 show (rebroadcast from July 1996.)

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August 26, 2000
(rebroadcast from July 1996)

The Packers could never leave Green Bay because they'd have to take the whole town with them. Not to mention the tremendous lawn care that would be involved. The Virgin Mary statue with the lawn ball would have to come along, too. Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett can-you-give-me-something- for-this-doc?-Favre has gotten out of a treatment center and needs to take 12 steps before each pass. Football is a huge part of the culture in Green Bay, just check out some of those names on the new babies. Remember, places are never as bad as you think they are...

© 2000 Michael Feldman