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Michael Feldman's--All The News That Isn't
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Peoria, IL Road Show
June 24, 2000
If Big Al's then why not a Hooters? Talk about your cultural
assets...how was Michael to know what goes on at Big Al's? What else
could you have gotten with that $35.00 you spent on your ticket...a
DeSoto...? Get over that Bloomington-envy, or Moline-envy...what's
that other city? Oh, yes, Chicago. Get some of those Caterpillar earth
movers and make your own road to Chicago, it should only take about a
week or ten days. In other news, no sports stadium in Peoria, just a $16
million dry cleaners, and the sheriff made about 1,000 personal calls to
1,000 different women. And, read the paper just for the random acts of
kindness--thanks for changing that flat tire, and it was so kind of that
handsome man to return my purse--lots of good people in Peoria!
© 2000 Michael Feldman
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