Thanks for the Memos

Some time ago, about 1985, someone sent a memo from a hospital pathology unit, which described the conversion of the men's toilet into a doctor's office and the domino effect it had on the elevator's transformation into the autopsy dressing room. Needless to say, I was hooked: "Thanks for the Memos" was born.

Since that fateful moment I have received (which is not to say kept, as it quickly begins to get ridiculous) some six or seven thousand memos. This section is dedicated to the pursuit of memos. Browse our offerings and be sure to send us your own additions.

Bedpans and the Head Coach
April 22, 2000

Bedpans
Due to a manufacturing problem, we've had to replace the usual bed pans with a pontoon-style. We're sure you can adapt.

Head Coach
I'll be the coach if I'm not arrested or caught in a drunken state. I have no wife since I tried to run over her. I am employed, and here are the players that aren't my children. Come to the meeting and be ready to drive.

Hear the memo from this week's show.

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