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To: Andrew Philips
From: Alice Simon
Subject: Robot Harassment

Hello:

If you notice anyone annoying, harassing, abusing, or purposefully blocking the path of the ROBOT, please:

1.) Tell them to stop
2.) Get their name (for employees) and/or department
3.) Report them IMMEDIATELY to Me!

I will notify their supervisor (or the Hospital Medical Director for those darn interns and resident physicians) and will call them into my office to SCOLD them.

The ROBOT is an employee of our Department and should be treated with respect (not to mention that the needless harassment really messes with his mind!!)

Thanks, Alice



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