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Thanks for the Memos

Stack of Memos Memo Clearinghouse
July 17, 1999

Michael held onto these for a while, and like a fine wine or cheese, they have ripened nicely with age.

  • Helen Wait

    The applications Manager sent this memo around about Project Resource Management: If you have a resource problem or need urgent maintenance help, please go to Helen Wait.

  • Simulated Stroke

    A document proposing convention booth ideas for a pharmaceutical convention for doctors and managed care professionals contained this suggestion: Create a virtual reality booth so that attendees can experience a stroke and then return to normal functioning.

  • Anaconda Attack!

    An excerpt from the US Government Peace Corps Manual detailing what to do if an anaconda attacks you. Related to the boa constrictor, the anaconda is the largest snake species in the world measuring 35 feet long and weighing 300-400 pounds. Do not run, do not panic, and let the snake suck you up slowly, feet first. Remember, no panicking. Last, but not least, be sure to have your knife, and be sure it is sharp.

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