Thanks for the Memos

NOTICE

(1) Please refrain from leaving undergarments or sports gear in or around the lavatory facilities. It can be very dangerous, as I'm sure you'll all remember. Last month Mrs. Wicker tripped on a piece of male undergarment and bruised her leg, and Mr. Lincor fell over someone's running shoe left in the corridor and bumped his head on the lavatory facility. These and other lavatory accidents can be avoided if we are careful with our undergarments and sports equipment.

(2) If the liquid soap dispenser evidences a low level, please do not attempt to open it from the top. Serious injury could result from residual soap pressure build-up in the jar. Tape a note to the dispenser explaining the problem or, better yet, call the custodian for help. His name is Carlo, and make sure you call him by name to insure prompt service.

(3) We are again experiencing complaints from many workers about loud singing and shrieking from employees while in the locker room shower. As we discussed at last month's meeting, loud singing or screaming are discouraged, although humming or singing at a low volume is permissible.

Please try to effect all the aforementioned directives to insure all of us a safe, happy and healthy new year.

Thanks in advance for your cooperation.